goodr sunglasses Daiquiri Ice Heist

"I've been framed!" you cry, your electric blue fingertips clinging desperately to the edge of your cubicle. In a desperate ploy, you grab your head and pretend to have a spontaneous ice cream headache, hoping the authorities will take pity on you. How did they find out about your blue raspberry slush fund?! Was it the ritzy vibe of these blue half-rim shades you've been flashing all over town?! The blue-stained tongue? The sticky fingers? We can't be sure...

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Part-time matcha aficionado, full-time muse!!! These cat-eye sunglasses channel that earthy, sweet goodness you bring to the table. Whether you’re making the frozen aisle your personal catwalk or chasing after the ice cream truck, these baddies will matcha your energy.

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Rectangular frames that won’t slip or bounce when the sun’s doing the most, and your seedy lemonade stand's thriving. What makes it so special? The unmistakable tang of Meyer lemons? The sweet corpses of muddled strawberries? The possibility that you threw caution to the wind and mixed this up in an industrial trash can away from the prying eyes of the health department?! Cool. We'll take 15 cups. Mmm, s'good.

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These retrolicious purple shades are frosty, juicy, and made for long hot days that melt into even longer nights. Reminiscent of sweltering summer afternoons spent roller skating around the neighborhood in a monokini, then turning your lips the perfect shade of deathly purple with a grape ice pop from the corner store.

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You know how it is. You pop a dinner mint. Debauchery ensues. It's what inspired these fresh AF mint green OG sunnies with dark green gradient lenses. Unfortunately, they can't save you from garlic breath.

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These polarized teal lens sunglasses with black frames were the only thing that soothed the green fairy night terrors. No slip, no bounce shades come in handy whether you’re sweating from a run, a long bike ride, or an imaginary chase with a bright green grizzly on a unicycle.

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Experience a one-of-a-kind, luxurious chocolaty escape with these rich brown OGs featuring green, non-reflective lenses. Won’t slip or bounce when a delicious rush of flavor hits you right in your senses!!!

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It’s ALWAYS a party when Cheetahs Always Win is around! This retailer-exclusive is back for a limited time. Pink cheetah print sunglasses that glow in the dark, perfect for your inner party animal. Snag your pair before they run wild.

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Wanted for crimes against unattended desserts!!! Don’t be fooled by the buttery, laminated charm of these Beat Gs. Ignore the cartoon scent trail curling through the air, beckoning like a windowsill pie with zero supervision. Go ahead, slip them on. Next thing you know, you're elbow-deep in pastry, demolishing fruit pies with zero witnesses and even less restraint. It’s a slippery slope, but this life of delicious crime looks good on you. (P.S. You’ve got a little boysenberry in your right nostril.)

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So what if you can't pass a sprinkler on a hot day without an impromptu frolic?! Life needs more frolicking!!! It's not like you're some weirdo who strips off your clothes on the way to your colonoscopy appointment and prances with juvenile abandon through the sprinklers of your doctor's office park, right? RIGHT? Well, these refreshing blue shades won't slip or bounce, no matter what slippery situations you find yourself in while trying to stay cool.

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You know how it is. You pop a dinner mint. Debauchery ensues. It's what inspired these fresh AF mint green OG sunnies with dark green gradient lenses.…

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"Ready? Set? Smash!!!" You scramble to eat as many juicy, fresh plums as you can off the tree, the sticky-sweet juice running down your arms as you race to see who can eat the most. First prize? A long, triumphant sip from the garden hose… which, obviously, is just the opportunity you need to start an all-out water fight. The vibes are high, and these purple sunnies are ripe for the pickin'.

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Wrap sunglasses give extra coverage and protection, so why not give them the same?! This Gnarliest Case Scenario hard sunglasses case is zipper-enclosed with a super soft inside lining to keep you (and your sunnies) covered. As an added bonus, this stylish teal and pink protective case also comes equipped with a microfiber cleaning cloth and a carabiner for easy portability. *Doesn't fit the Snow G.

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Got a big noggin and a huge flair for style? Enjoy wide-fit luxury with these big pink sunglasses made for honkin’ heads with style to spare. Polarized lenses with UV400 protection keep your peepers safe and a special grip coating stops slippage or bouncing if you go full sweaty beast.

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St. Louis City SC, your day has come. These blue and red sunglasses with blue reflective lenses rep the Lou to the fullest. We're 99% sure your club could defend their net even if it were as big as the Gateway Arch. Includes stylish Major League Soccer packaging, and yes, you can kick the box around like a soccer ball, but that doesn't mean you should.

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These sleek black cat-eye Cheetah G shades with black gradient lenses look killer while you sprint to grab bagels or slink through a sample sale, stealthily snatching designer goods out from under your fellow shoppers like a savage jungle predator.

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Philadelphia Union sunglasses that bring the brotherly love. These navy and gold frames with gold reflective lenses shine harder than a stoppage-time winner. Perfect for repping in the River End or trash-talking your group chat. MLS packaging included. Doop, doop, doop, da da doop, doop, doop...

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You don't need a crowd to have stage presence. All you need are these stylish oval tortoiseshell sunglasses, designed for all your life's fabulous performances. Won’t slip or bounce during those intense, hairbrush-gripping high notes or air-guitar solos.

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For Texas A&M® fans that don't sit on the sidelines: These maroon and white Aggies™ sunglasses with chrome reflective polarized lenses will turn heads from Kyle Field to College Station and beyond. It's like putting a Yell Leader on your face! You're here. You're loud. You're an Aggie. GIG 'EM.

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Husky fans, match your big dog energy with sunnies featuring UConn’s signature colors, solid dark blue & white!!! These polarized shades won’t slip or bounce when Huskymania takes over your body. Some might even say you have that dawg in you.

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Gator fans, chomp down on your new favorite sunglasses! These tailgate-tough blue & orange shades with amber polarized lenses are so University of Florida, they practically sing the fight song. You know what to do on game day: Meet Me at the Swamp.

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Show off your passion for the Oregon Ducks with these limited-edition Quack Attack™ sunnies!!! These yellow and green sunglasses in our OG frame are decked out with team spirit for your favorite flock (or waddle), the Oregon Ducks. The reflective polarized lenses have a golden yellow hue that not only pops against the green rim but also shields your eyes from harmful UV rays and rival shade from people who only wish they could flock it up with the Ducks on the field.

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Fork 'em, Sun Devils!!! Show your rivals who's boss with these bold maroon and gold ASU sunglasses featuring sleek black polarized lenses. Wear your colors with pride and watch the competition cower beneath your wrath!!!

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Space out with sunnies so stylish they’re out of this world. These chic Moonbeam Daydream Moon Gs are a retro- futuristic twist on angled cat-eye sunglasses. Bring your face to the final frontier of fashion and function with these no-slip, no-bounce translucent dark gray frames and non-reflective black lenses. Perfect for intergalactic tastemakers on every planet.

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