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"Mom? I need you to come bail me out. Yes, I’m fine. I got caught trying to steal a case of ice cream… from the drugstore parking lot… NO! Because it doesn’t matter! FINE. Rocky Road!!! … Uh, bail is set at $1500." CLICK "Mom? MOM?? She yelled something about 'Daiquiri Ice' being the only acceptable flavor to get arrested for and hung up." Bummer. Bet you could REALLY go for some ice cream now, huh? Try these refreshing light green shades instead.

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The rumors are true & in these limited-edition National Park Foundation shades with blue gradient lenses, we can't deny it any longer. After many years stuck indoors, committed to working behind screens, we've stepped outside for A Fresh Air Affair. Please respect our privacy at this time.

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So what if you can't pass a sprinkler on a hot day without an impromptu frolic?! Life needs more frolicking!!! It's not like you're some weirdo who strips off your clothes on the way to your colonoscopy appointment and prances with juvenile abandon through the sprinklers of your doctor's office park, right? RIGHT? Well, these refreshing blue shades won't slip or bounce, no matter what slippery situations you find yourself in while trying to stay cool.

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These retrolicious purple shades are frosty, juicy, and made for long hot days that melt into even longer nights. Reminiscent of sweltering summer afternoons spent roller skating around the neighborhood in a monokini, then turning your lips the perfect shade of deathly purple with a grape ice pop from the corner store.

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MUAH! Bold red Pop Gs with blue reflective lenses to match your newly amassed fortune. Make artistic waves with elegant red sunnies that won’t slip or bounce as you dethrone duct-tapped fruit as the icon of modern creativity!!!

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If you've ever gotten famous for duct-taping a rotten banana to a wall and selling it for a bajillion dollars, you might be a Pop Art Prodigy. Channel your inner artiste with these snappy, angular blue Pop G frames with yellow/gray ocean lenses. We'll call it your Blue Period.

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Round retro shades worth rambling about because they're groovy and awesome and phat and fire AND they won't slip or bounce when you sweat and move AND they're named after a bar in LA goodr employees used to go to after company parties AND we had such wild times we can't repeat what happened here!

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"Ready? Set? Smash!!!" You scramble to eat as many juicy, fresh plums as you can off the tree, the sticky-sweet juice running down your arms as you race to see who can eat the most. First prize? A long, triumphant sip from the garden hose… which, obviously, is just the opportunity you need to start an all-out water fight. The vibes are high, and these purple sunnies are ripe for the pickin'.

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Rectangular frames that won’t slip or bounce when the sun’s doing the most, and your seedy lemonade stand's thriving. What makes it so special? The unmistakable tang of Meyer lemons? The sweet corpses of muddled strawberries? The possibility that you threw caution to the wind and mixed this up in an industrial trash can away from the prying eyes of the health department?! Cool. We'll take 15 cups. Mmm, s'good.

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You’re pumping nacho cheese sauce into your mouth under the harsh fluorescent lights of the convenience store. Is it hot in here, or is it these sexy purple-to-red ocean lenses? Formerly known as [redacted], these translucent frames are back with a new identity & ready to flirt by the warm glow of the taquito roller grill at 2AM. Now with polarized lenses!

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Translucent blue Pop Gs with blue gradient lenses made to leave a lasting impression. No-slip, no-bounce, and impossibly cool. Perfect for dramatic exits, emotional entrances, and staring wistfully into the distance. Forgettable? Never.

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Semi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)

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No worries, mate! We created the perfect limited-edition shades for your trip to Australia. Or for you to bring that rowdy, sun-soaked vibe anywhere you please. Hell, every time we look at a rack of dishes, we think "Sydney Opera House." White-gray cat-eye Pounce G frames. Blue reflective lenses. Custom packaging with passport stickers. Catch a wave. Grab a bite. Run screaming from every snake. Good on ya!

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Gator fans, chomp down on your new favorite sunglasses! These tailgate-tough blue & orange shades with amber polarized lenses are so University of Florida, they practically sing the fight song. You know what to do on game day: Meet Me at the Swamp.

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Only real ones stay for the encore! Stand out from the crowd with Luxe G, sleek rectangular sunnies. Featuring translucent light green frames and green polarized lenses, they won't slip or bounce as you yell "ONE MORE!!!" at the top of your lungs.

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Philadelphia Union sunglasses that bring the brotherly love. These navy and gold frames with gold reflective lenses shine harder than a stoppage-time winner. Perfect for repping in the River End or trash-talking your group chat. MLS packaging included. Doop, doop, doop, da da doop, doop, doop...

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We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from 2069 to takeover our feeble existence.

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Green shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & amber gradient lenses shield you from light above while giving you better visibility of your feet. Won't slip or bounce while you deadlift fallen palm trees or wrassle a gorilla for the last coconut water.

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Get your game face on, Wildcats!!! AND Time to dominate, Arizona. These dark blue and red sunglasses, featuring dark blue polarized lenses, will have you bearing down on your rivals with victory on the horizon. BEAR DOWN!!!

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Wrap sunglasses give extra coverage and protection, so why not give them the same?! This Gnarliest Case Scenario hard sunglasses case is zipper-enclosed with a super soft inside lining to keep you (and your sunnies) covered. As an added bonus, this stylish teal and pink protective case also comes equipped with a microfiber cleaning cloth and a carabiner for easy portability. *Doesn't fit the Snow G.

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Show off your passion for the Oregon Ducks with these limited-edition Quack Attack™ sunnies!!! These yellow and green sunglasses in our OG frame are decked out with team spirit for your favorite flock (or waddle), the Oregon Ducks. The reflective polarized lenses have a golden yellow hue that not only pops against the green rim but also shields your eyes from harmful UV rays and rival shade from people who only wish they could flock it up with the Ducks on the field.

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Smooth enough to swoon over, sweet enough to crave. These geometric cat-eye sunnies aren’t just an accessory; they’re your silky-smooth style elevation. Featuring translucent warm gray frames and dark green gradient lenses, they hit that sweet spot between chic and statement.

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Husky fans, match your big dog energy with sunnies featuring UConn’s signature colors, solid dark blue & white!!! These polarized shades won’t slip or bounce when Huskymania takes over your body. Some might even say you have that dawg in you.

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1, 2, 3, KC BABY!!! Cheer your loudest in these limited-edition Kansas City Current sunglasses. Featuring teal & storm blue frames with reflective teal lenses, they’re designed to stand out from the crowd on match day!!!

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