Goorin Bros. Religulous - Holy Cow

Dark charcoal and black tones keep things reverent on the outside, while the goat patch marked HIM does the talking up front. It’s a quiet nod to belief, confidence, or whatever higher power you answer to, wrapped in a patterned crown that rewards a closer look. Call it faith, call it fashion, just don’t call it subtle.

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The Rooster Trucker wakes up early and owns it. Clean white front, classic black mesh, and a no-nonsense rooster patch stitched dead center—proud stance, sharp colors, zero humility. It’s playful, confident, and just provocative enough to get a second look.

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All black suede with a gold-backed cow patch that spells CASH, because subtlety doesn’t pay the bills. The black colorway keeps it serious while the cow patch quietly flexes dairy-farm-meets-bull-market energy. Calm face, heavy value, and zero interest in spare change.

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White front with a black brim and a black sheep patch that says exactly what it is. Soft suede feel, clean contrast, zero interest in blending in. Black and white colorway clarity, sheep patch independence, and proof that being different doesn’t need decoration.

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Neutral tones, a proud rooster, and COCKY front and center. No winking. No softening the message. This one shows up exactly as advertised with an easy fit and a flexible feel that works wherever the day takes you.

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Blessed keeps it clean while the dove does the signaling. White up front, mesh in the back, and just enough soft blue trim to look innocent without fully committing. Light, breathable, and a little holier than necessary. • 98% polyester, 2% spandex • White trucker-style hat with light blue trim • Embroidered dove Insignia with BLESSED patch • Mesh back for classic breathable trucker…

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Soft fabric. Unreal energy. White terry cloth keeps things light and cloud-soft, while a unicorn patch paired with DELULU leans fully into fantasy. It’s playful, comfortable, and just grounded enough to wear anywhere without explaining yourself.

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GOAT is a humble hat for people who have never once been humble. The shape is classic trucker, but the details are doing a lot more than standing around looking normal. Exposed foam, surge stitching, craquelure print texture, and a hand-illustrated goat that looks fully aware of its own résumé. White crown, blue denim brim, and just enough chaos to keep the legend clean.

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Blue denim crown with a black brim and gray mesh, topped with a hound dog patch that says BITCH like it’s already been decided. Regal posture, sharp stare, zero interest in being nice about it. Denim colorway confidence, hound patch attitude, and proof that some titles are earned, not given.

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Still. Strong. Ready. Cool blue tones set the stage for a steady horse and the word HORSEY stitched clean across the front. No drama. No rush. Just quiet confidence and a breathable build that feels good all day. It’s the kind of hat that doesn’t need explaining.

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Cream faux leather meets a black brim with a ram patch that wears the word LEGEND like it earned it. Calm face, heavy horns, no rush to explain anything. Ram patch confidence, neutral colorway, and faux leather that doesn’t argue, it just stands there.

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Denim grit with embroidered muscle, a cap that gallops straight out of the arena and into the streets. It’s wild, it’s relentless, and it doesn’t slow down for fences—or fashion rules. Wear it loud, ride it harder.

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All Sales Are Final A lightweight military-style cap designed for comfort and everyday style. Soft fabric, structured shape, and a versatile fit make it easy to wear anywhere. Durable, breathable, and built to keep things cool while finishing the look.

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A black papa cap that smiles back, stitched with a slightly crooked grin that feels more honest than polished. The fine headwear graphic keeps it playful, a little off, and intentionally undone, like you know something everyone else doesn’t. Call it black, call it mischievous, call it the smiley face hat that never explains the joke.

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All black, cuffed tight, and marked with a scorpion patch that stings on sight. Warm enough for winter, sharp enough for trouble—this is knitwear with bite.

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Blue denim up front with gray mesh and a fluffy dog patch labeled DIVA because confidence can be adorable. Sweet face, big attitude, zero apologies. Denim colorway, dog patch charm, and proof that being high maintenance can still be low effort.

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Your destiny is already determined. All that’s left is how you choose to face it. Three animals, three stories. Choose yours and we’ll take care of the rest. Each hat in the Storybook collection is made from recycled, deadstock tee shirts. That means, like our fates, no two hats are the same and there’s no way to choose how yours ends up. Take a risk, choose a path, turn the page, and write your own story. * Papa Cap Fit with mesh backing All Sales Final - due to the nature of these hats being 1 for 1 and all unique.

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TOUGH, period. Bulldog does the barking so you don’t have to. Icons trucker with a navy bill and breathable light blue mesh, built for bite, not excuses. Embroidered bulldog Insignia with TOUGH up top Trucker shape with navy bill and light blue mesh back Structured front panel and curved brim 98% polyester, 2% spandex Made in…

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All Sales Are Final Yelling into the void? Good. Now do it in style. This howler’s for the romantics with commitment issues and killer wardrobes. Layered in shadowy bark tones with just a flash of fang—ready for your off-grid soft launch. Not lost. Just styled alone.

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Tailored minimalism. Bespoke Wordmark swaps patches for polish with a gold Goorin hit that whispers louder than most logos shout. Plaid wool blend wraps it up like heritage gone modern. It’s not about animals this time, it’s about you stepping out in something sharper, quieter, and built to flex harder than trends.

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Soft, speckled, and stitched for rebellion. A blend that bends every rule: acrylic for comfort, nylon for grit, wool for warmth, cotton for ease. Roll it, cuff it, thrash it—this beanie does what it wants, same as you.

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Clean pink tones, a happy pig, and the word PIGGY stitched with zero shame. Easygoing and light, with a breathable mesh back that makes it an all-day option.

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