
Goorin Bros. Golden Cow
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All black suede with a gold-backed cow patch that spells CASH, because subtlety doesn’t pay the bills. The black colorway keeps it serious while the cow patch quietly flexes dairy-farm-meets-bull-market energy. Calm face, heavy value, and zero interest in spare change.
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