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Translucent teal Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses look smart, even when making questionable choices, e.g. allowing yourself to be guided by the molten wisdom of a vintage lava lamp. Don't trust the hypnotic glow of those sexy, morphing wax blobs!

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Sure, Venus looks gorgeous from Earth. Up close? She's an ugly celestial hellscape. (What the 90's kids would have called "a total Monet.") Unlike you, who'll look legitimately stellar in these limited-edition, translucent starry purple-orange VRG frames with a single pinkish-purple reflective lens.

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"Why are we here? Why am I hungry? Did I make eye contact with that stranger?" Ponder these existential questions in style with translucent dark blue Circle Gs featuring gradient purple-yellow ocean lenses, and soak up the sweet embrace of the abyss!

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Oversized round sunglasses in translucent blue, for when your outfit needs a little interstellar energy. Complete your chrome and sequin outfits with these shades and start shining under the desert skies like a disco ball. (Warning: May attract UFOs with good taste.)

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Forget incognito mode, deep green dares to get noticed in these fashionable, oversized flat-top sunglasses with green gradient lenses. Made for movers and shakers (both literal and figurative). No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. All Verve.

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This is what surreal dreams are made of. Light yellow rectangular sunglasses with brown-tinted lenses for 5-star views or softly dissociating into the horizon when reality starts feeling optional. No slip, no bounce, all euphoria.

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Futuristic hot pink one-lens frames with purple reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you battle the evil forces of Mars. Full UV400 protection and polarized lenses protect you and reduce glare while you search for alien artifacts.

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Sip the cosmos and drift through style with these luminous green geometric cat-eye sunglasses featuring brown lenses! Slip them on and watch your world swirl into an enchanting orbit of elegance and drama. And rumor has it, the universe totally approves.

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Brace for impact because these BFGs are a treasure trove of style and function! Featuring translucent teal frames and green gradient lenses, they’re here to take the spotlight and won’t slip or bounce when you leave everyone else in your wake!

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Put the mood ring down! Don't allow yourself to be misguided by its lies! It's based on temperature, not mood. Negative aura much?! OK, but these translucent teal Pop Gs w/ green gradient lenses? Wear 'em & your outfit will gain like 1000 aura points.

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A new shape with the same levels of style and performance. Goodr designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running…

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Teal Bolt Gs w/ green gradient lenses stay put & look sharp while attempting epic feats of athleticism, e.g. maintaining composure & not squealing in agony after leapfrogging full speed over a fire hydrant & accidentally landing on your padoobies.

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Show off your passion for the Oregon Ducks with these limited-edition Always a Duck™ sunnies!!! These yellow-and-green sunglasses in our OG frame are decked out with team spirit for your favorite flock (or waddle): the Oregon Ducks. The reflective polarized lenses have a golden hue that not only pops against the green rim but also shields your eyes from harmful UV rays and rival shade from people who only wish they could flock it up with the Ducks on the field.

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Get your game face on, Wildcats!!! AND Time to dominate, Arizona. These dark blue and red sunglasses, featuring dark blue polarized lenses, will have you bearing down on your rivals with victory on the horizon. BEAR DOWN!!!

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Knock it out of the park & into the Thermosphere in officially licensed Sugar Land Space Cowboys™ MiLB™ sunglasses. In these blue shades with a star pattern & blue reflective lenses, you'll look utterly intergalactic as you root, root, root for the home team. YEEHAW!!! Includes custom packaging.

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The Grand Canyon is one of the most spectacular examples of erosion worldwide and its incredible views are unmatched. These limited-edition tan frames with orange/gold ocean lenses feature a design inspired by the incredibly unique landscape of Grand Canyon National Park.

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St. Louis City SC, your day has come. These blue and red sunglasses with blue reflective lenses rep the Lou to the fullest. We're 99% sure your club could defend their net even if it were as big as the Gateway Arch. Includes stylish Major League Soccer packaging, and yes, you can kick the box around like a soccer ball, but that doesn't mean you should.

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Got a big noggin and a huge flair for style? Enjoy wide-fit luxury with these big pink sunglasses made for honkin’ heads with style to spare. Polarized lenses with UV400 protection keep your peepers safe and a special grip coating stops slippage or bouncing if you go full sweaty beast.

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"I've been framed!" you cry, your electric blue fingertips clinging desperately to the edge of your cubicle. In a desperate ploy, you grab your head and pretend to have a spontaneous ice cream headache, hoping the authorities will take pity on you. How did they find out about your blue raspberry slush fund?! Was it the ritzy vibe of these blue half-rim shades you've been flashing all over town?! The blue-stained tongue? The sticky fingers? We can't be sure...

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We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from 2069 to takeover our feeble existence.

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No worries, mate! We created the perfect limited-edition shades for your trip to Australia. Or for you to bring that rowdy, sun-soaked vibe anywhere you please. Hell, every time we look at a rack of dishes, we think "Sydney Opera House." White-gray cat-eye Pounce G frames. Blue reflective lenses. Custom packaging with passport stickers. Catch a wave. Grab a bite. Run screaming from every snake. Good on ya!

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These limited-edition Skeletor-patterned sunnies featuring a skull won't help you unlock the secrets of Castle Grayskull, but they do glow in the dark, AND they won't slip or bounce while you battle it out for control of Eternia! Includes custom Masters of the Universe packaging, too!

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Smooth enough to swoon over, sweet enough to crave. These geometric cat-eye sunnies aren’t just an accessory; they’re your silky-smooth style elevation. Featuring translucent warm gray frames and dark green gradient lenses, they hit that sweet spot between chic and statement.

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Green shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & amber gradient lenses shield you from light above while giving you better visibility of your feet. Won't slip or bounce while you deadlift fallen palm trees or wrassle a gorilla for the last coconut water.

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