
Gumball Poodle Old Fart Socks
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Wear these socks and fart a lot in them. It's ok, at this age you've earned the right to. Great birthday gift to someone over the hill. Classic “gym” crew socks Wide-ribbed, thick, and comfy Woven graphic text + stripes, double-sided Features glittery gold thread! Made in the USA Materials: 61% Cotton / 36% Nylon / 3% Spandex One size fits most Sizing: US men's 7–13, US women's 6–12 Color…
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