Goorin Bros. Suede Squirrel

Warm tan up top with a dark brown brim and a squirrel patch that says NUTS, because composure was never the plan. Cute face, frantic energy, absolutely no chill. Brown colorway chaos, squirrel patch humor, and proof that losing it can still look put together.

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White front with a black microsuede brim and a panther patch that keeps its voice low and its eyes locked. Soft texture, sharp stare, no wasted movement. Black and white colorway control, panther patch focus, and proof that quiet is often the loudest move.

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The hat that has sold out 3 times is back with the same energy but now in a limited lush microsuede body. A stitched skull for the ones who’ve been called out, crossed out, and logged off. This trucker tips its brim to those ready to speak their mind—loud, raw, and unbothered by the comments section.

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A Rottweiler patch that says BAD BOY without asking permission. Tough stance, calm stare, and zero interest in being misunderstood. White and green colorway hits clean while the dog patch handles the warning.

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Blue denim up front with gray mesh and a fluffy dog patch labeled DIVA because confidence can be adorable. Sweet face, big attitude, zero apologies. Denim colorway, dog patch charm, and proof that being high maintenance can still be low effort.

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Golden suede-toned trucker with a goat patch stamped GOAT, because sometimes the joke is just the truth. Warm colorway, steady stare, no false modesty. Gold color confidence, goat patch legend status, and proof that the greatest usually don’t argue about it.

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Plaid crown, denim brim, and a raccoon patch that wears chaos like a badge. The wild doesn’t always look neat—and that’s the point. Free Spirited is the hat for midnight scavengers, campfire philosophers, and anyone who believes a little mess makes life better. Bless this mess, wear it proud.

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All Sales Are Final Wise eyes. No filter. This owl’s got opinions—and they’re all about your style. Deep maroon crown. Honey mesh. Black brim. It’s the kind of color combo that doesn’t yell, but definitely speaks up when it matters. Put this on and suddenly you’re the friend everyone calls for life advice. Or at least directions. Talk smart. Look smarter. No cap. Just this one.

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A bunny that knows when to bolt. Bright yellow up front, soft pink mesh in back, and the word BUNNY stitched loud and clear above a calm, alert rabbit. It reads playful at first glance, then smarter the longer you look. Light on the head. Easy on the eyes. Built for everyday wear with a fit that stays put when things start moving.

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Full Realtree Edge camo with a unicorn patch labeled DELULU, because fantasy hits harder when it’s hiding in plain sight. Soft eyes, single horn, absolutely unrealistic expectations. Camo colorway contrast, unicorn patch irony, and proof that believing in nonsense is sometimes the most realistic move.

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All Sales Are Final Desert tones, skull patch, and a name that doesn’t mince words. Sand-beige crown with a hit of brown brim—it’s got that worn-in, outlaw energy that feels half ghost town, half rock show. A trucker made for the ones who ride till it’s done.

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All Sales Are Final Overdyed denim, jagged grin patch, and a bite you can feel from across the room. This cap has big surf-punk energy—part danger, part attitude, all teeth.

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A black papa cap that smiles back, stitched with a slightly crooked grin that feels more honest than polished. The fine headwear graphic keeps it playful, a little off, and intentionally undone, like you know something everyone else doesn’t. Call it black, call it mischievous, call it the smiley face hat that never explains the joke.

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A clean slate with opinions. This Odyssey Bucket comes in solid black or cool gray cotton, stripped of logos and loud ideas, because sometimes the bold move is saying nothing at all. No animal patch here, just pure color, sharp shape, and enough attitude to let everyone else do the talking.

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Clean pink tones, a happy pig, and the word PIGGY stitched with zero shame. Easygoing and light, with a breathable mesh back that makes it an all-day option.

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All black, cuffed tight, and marked with a scorpion patch that stings on sight. Warm enough for winter, sharp enough for trouble—this is knitwear with bite.

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Splish splash. Relax, soak it up. It’s bath time. We got sudz for days with SQUEAKY CLEAN. Whether you’re a daily bather, or only a casual visitor to the tub club, we won’t judge. Don’t forget your towel. All sales are final. Limit 2 per order.

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All Sales Are Final Frazier Lake is a wool trapper with a leather brim and cotton lining, built for cold mornings and quiet confidence. Heavy texture, ear flaps tied up top, looks like it’s seen weather and didn’t complain. Earthy brown colorway, no animal patch by design, and the kind of hat that prefers the long way home.

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Boil the water, butter the rolls, and clear the runway—this lobster’s ready to flex. The Lemme Cook trucker serves shellfish chaos with a side of confidence. Clean white crown, mesh back for breathability, and a patch so bold you can practically smell the ocean spray (and the ego). Not subtle, not sorry—just cookin’.

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A deep navy trucker with a silver ram patch stamped LEGEND, shining just enough to let the horns do the talking. Calm face, heavy curl, no interest in proving anything. Navy colorway weight, ram patch authority, and proof that legends don’t need introductions.

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Your destiny is already determined. All that’s left is how you choose to face it. Three animals, three stories. Choose yours and we’ll take care of the rest. Each hat in the Storybook collection is made from recycled, deadstock tee shirts. That means, like our fates, no two hats are the same and there’s no way to choose how yours ends up. Take a risk, choose a path, turn the page, and write your own story. * Papa Cap Fit with mesh backing All Sales Final - due to the nature of these hats being 1 for 1 and all unique.

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GOAT is a humble hat for people who have never once been humble. The shape is classic trucker, but the details are doing a lot more than standing around looking normal. Exposed foam, surge stitching, craquelure print texture, and a hand-illustrated goat that looks fully aware of its own résumé. White crown, blue denim brim, and just enough chaos to keep the legend clean.

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