Goorin Bros. Dad and Pony Show (Kids)

Compact chaos wrapped in charm. The Frenchie trucker brings small-dog syndrome straight to your forehead — loud, stubborn, and impossible to ignore. Cute enough to get away with everything, bold enough to try.

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The hat your mom warned you about. All bark, plenty of bite, and zero interest in behaving. It pulls up late, looks better than everyone else, and somehow still gets invited back.

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Charcoal crown, mesh back, and a rhino patch that says it all. Built tough for kids who charge headfirst into everything—because gentle just isn’t their speed.

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Green crown, flying duck patch, and a little charm stitched right in. Kid-sized for the ones who always seem to land on their feet—or waddle into trouble and come out smiling.

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Same Daddy. Now in lush microsuede. Whether you're the king of dad jokes or just really into arachnids, this hat says, "I’m a Daddy… but with way more legs to stand on!

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All Sales Are Final. Children's Sized Hat. Little Stripe brings zebra energy to kid size, because blending in was never really the plan. Classic animal patch, easy fit, and enough black-and-white drama to make snack time feel like a safari documentary. Made for wild kids with strong opinions and questionable hiding skills.

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Bold name, bigger energy. The Papa Cap just got a glow-up with all-over embroidery and our new branding stitched straight into the DNA. Textured detail and that tongue-in-cheek swagger you can’t fake. This one’s built for main character energy—whether you’re ready for it or not.

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Star power shrunk to kid size. Electric blue mesh, bold rooster patch, and a whole lot of strut packed into a tiny frame. This one’s for the little scene-stealers who already know how to work a red carpet—or at least the school hallway.

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A classic trucker in black or white with a dog patch stamped BEWARE, because the warning is the point. Ears up, eyes sharp, patience already gone. Clean colorways, dog patch threat, and a reminder that friendly is optional.

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Bright knit, tiger patch on the cuff, and untamed energy stitched into every thread. This one’s made for kids who roar louder, climb higher, and play harder than the rest.

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Squirrel patch, navy crown, and more energy than a double espresso. This kid-sized cap is made for the ones who can’t sit still—and wouldn’t want to anyway. Small hat, big chaos.

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Super Cock knows exactly what it says. Please act accordingly. The shape is classic trucker, but the details are way less house-trained. Exposed foam, surge stitching, craquelure printing, and a hand-illustrated rooster that looks personally offended by subtlety. It struts. It yells. It somehow has better posture than you.

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Splish splash. Relax, soak it up. It’s bath time. We got sudz for days with SQUEAKY CLEAN. Whether you’re a daily bather, or only a casual visitor to the tub club, we won’t judge. Don’t forget your towel. All sales are final. Limit 2 per order.

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Iris Fields keeps it clean, sharp, and completely unbothered. This 100% wool flatcap comes in a soft cream herringbone with subtle flecks that do just enough. Quiet confidence, low profile, no small talk required. 100% wool construction Classic flatcap silhouette with a timeless heritage profile Cream herringbone texture with subtle flecked detail Hand cut and sewn in the USA in our factory in New…

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The workhorse. If you're looking for an everyday cap that hits the perfect balance of upgraded style and refined casualness, this is it. A two-inch brim and form fitting six-panel cut keeps things sleek and clean. We didn't waste any lines with this one.

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Corduroy discipline meets sideline swagger. Future Standards aren’t about following the playbook, they are the playbook. Navy ribs with enough texture to make denim jealous, and twin panthers running drills on the crown. It’s half bucket, half helmet, all authority.

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Glenwood Grove keeps the flatcap classic, then gives it a little edge. Done in 100% cotton with a dark green plaid finish, it brings clean lines, quiet confidence, and just enough trouble to stay interesting. 100% cotton Classic flatcap silhouette Dark green plaid pattern with a tailored, everyday feel Hand cut and sewn in the USA in our factory in New…

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Dark charcoal and black tones keep things reverent on the outside, while the goat patch marked HIM does the talking up front. It’s a quiet nod to belief, confidence, or whatever higher power you answer to, wrapped in a patterned crown that rewards a closer look. Call it faith, call it fashion, just don’t call it subtle.

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Oversized 53in x 78in. Meet the blanket. The Panther Crest is warmth with attitude, comfort with claws out. Two prowling beasts guarding a single oversized G like it’s the crown jewel of your living room. It’s heavy in all the right ways. The kind of blanket that makes your couch look underdressed and your old throws question their life choices. A quiet flex, if quiet flexes had fangs. Wrap up, stretch out, or drape it over the back of the chair you pretend you read in. Wherever it lands, it tells a story without saying a word. A familiar mark. A new era. Same beast. Bigger presence.

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Clean lines, structured crown, no patch needed, this one lets the fabric do the talking and says just enough without saying anything at all. Call it minimal, call it quiet flex, either way it’s an everyday neutral 6 panel duckbill ivy flatcap in beige and navy that plays well with everything and never asks for attention. Materials - Cone denim, German wicking sweatband, cotton…

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Tailored minimalism. Bespoke Wordmark swaps patches for polish with a gold Goorin hit that whispers louder than most logos shout. Plaid wool blend wraps it up like heritage gone modern. It’s not about animals this time, it’s about you stepping out in something sharper, quieter, and built to flex harder than trends.

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ALL SALES FINAL Loyal, watchful, and always on point. This hat makes you feel like you're in control, with an unwavering presence that's both protective and commanding. People will sense that you've got things covered.

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All black, cuffed tight, and marked with a scorpion patch that stings on sight. Warm enough for winter, sharp enough for trouble—this is knitwear with bite.

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