Gumball Poodle Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Gym Crew Socks

What’s soft, fuzzy, warm, makes you feel like life is worth living, and looks amazing while doing it? These socks! And also probably your dog 🐶

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Do you like long walks, couch cuddles, and peeing on hydrants? Then these socks are for you! Let the world see what we all know is 100% accurate: Dogs are more likable than people.

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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If you're ready for these socks, you're ready to learn that nobody in the world requires cursive script, or knows algebra.

by Paper Luxe · Gig Harbor, WA

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For the ones who show up, bring snacks, and do a REALLY good job pretending to listen—they deserve these socks.

by Paper Luxe · Gig Harbor, WA

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When it's your special day, you can be however you wanna be. These socks are designed to gently caress the perfect, supple feet of the honored BIRTHDAY BITCH 🎂 😝…

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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For anyone who’s ever been emotionally hijacked by making eye contact for any amount of time with any dog, ever.

by Paper Luxe · Gig Harbor, WA

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Do you love edibles? So much that your heart is a pot leaf? Then these socks are for you! Great to lounge around in on the couch with your fav snacks and show combo. Classic “gym” crew socks Wide-ribbed, thick, and comfy Woven graphic text + stripes, double-sided Made in the USA Materials: 61% Cotton / 36% Nylon / 3% Spandex One size fits most Sizing: US men's 7–13, US women's 6–12 Color…

by Strange Ways · New Haven, CT

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Do these socks make sense? I dunno. Do I like them? Yes. For fans of dogs, gay people, and funny socks. Classic “gym” crew socks Wide-ribbed, thick, and comfy Woven graphic text + stripes, double-sided Made in the USA Materials: 61% Cotton / 36% Nylon / 3% Spandex One size fits most Sizing: US men's 7–13, US women's 6–12 Color…

by Strange Ways · New Haven, CT

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Ferment on that! These retro-style gym socks are a super crisp and flavorful way to add to your personal style, and claim your love of pickles. Classic “gym” crew socks Wide-ribbed, thick, and comfy Woven graphic text + stripes, double-sided Made in the USA Materials: 61% Cotton / 36% Nylon / 3% Spandex One size fits most Sizing: US men's 7–13, US women's 6–12 Color: Off-White /…

by Strange Ways · New Haven, CT

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They don't make socks like they used to . . . but we do! Our Retro socks feature a more relaxed fit for ultimate comfort and a gentle feel around the calf. Wear them pulled up or scrunched down. Each style in black comes with that perfect *pop* of expressive color. These gender neutral gym socks are where comfort and vibrant style meet.

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Socks for the matriarch in your life who is doing a really f**king good job. 💕 Perfect Mother’s Day gift! One size fits most. Women's (6) - Men's (15).

by Paper Luxe · Gig Harbor, WA

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No, really. I'm so hot! My flame burns pink, not red. Classic “gym” crew socks Wide-ribbed, thick, and comfy Woven graphic text + stripes, double-sided Made in the USA Materials: 61% Cotton / 36% Nylon / 3% Spandex One size fits most Sizing: US men's 7–13, US women's 6–12 Color…

by Strange Ways · New Haven, CT

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*All you need for entry is your email confirmation of your ticket purchase. Please present your email confirmation at the door of the fashion show to get in. There is no need to pick up a paper ticket at the shop prior to the event. No tickets will be mailed. Simply present your email of your ticket order at the door and you will be good to go. -One General Admission Fashion Show ticket. Ticket does not include a seat. There will be cocktail tables and benches throughout Green Connection. -Doors open to the public at 6pm. Show starts at 7:30p.

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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BEAUTY SLEEP -REDEFINED. Morning Glamour satin pillowcases are great for smoother skin, healthier hair and are great to help maintain those eyelash and hair extensions. Our satin pillowcases have become a must-have for beauty enthusiasts! Our eye-catching packaging make it easy for the customer to gravitate to. They make the perfect gift for all women of all ages. Not to mention makes the perfect addition to your bedroom. We have neutrals and fashion colors to compliment any bedding set. Contains 1 standard satin pillowcase 20" x26" The Anti-aging Satin Pillowcase.

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Glow the F*ck Up Facial Sheet Mask Set Three Brightening Facial Tissue Sheet Masks in each box The highly concentrated cress young growth extract and phytonutrients brighten and detoxify your skin creating a radiant visage to face your day. You glow, babe. Outer Box Size: 6 X 6.125 Inner Sachet Size: 4.72 X 5.7 MADE IN FRANCE — OUI! C’EST CHIC Clean AF: free from Parabens, Sulfates and Phthalates Friendly AF: Cruelty Free…

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Designed in Anchorage, AK by G Street Fox! Dishwasher Safe. 3.5" x 3.5"

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Rough, dry lips are no match for this sugar lip scrub. A must-have step before you apply any other lip product, it removes flakes with real sugar crystals and then blankets your lips with nourishing shea butter and coconut oil, leaving them silky smooth. Softer more kissable lips is a scrub away. Ingredients you can Tell Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Coconut oil, Olive Oil, Brown sugar, White sugar, and Essential Oils.

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Not Dishwasher safe. Though the print is able to withstand a dishwasher on the top rack, hand wash your cup to ensure a long-lasting quality print. Not Microwave safe. This tall travel cup is made of stainless steel. Do NOT put it in the microwave. * This tall travel cup holds 20 oz of liquid * Metal Straw and plastic lid…

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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"Living My Best Life" Journal - Living the good life, or fakin' it till you makin' it. This is the positive life talk you need. 256 paged Journal, pages are lined Bellini Pink Cover is Gold Foil Printed 5.25" x 8.25" White Page Marking…

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Designed in Palmer, Alaska!

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Not Dishwasher safe. Though the print is able to withstand a dishwasher on the top rack, hand wash your cup to ensure a long-lasting quality print. * Not Microwave safe. This tall travel cup is made of stainless steel. Do NOT put it in the microwave. * This tall travel cup holds 20 oz of liquid * Metal Straw and plastic lid…

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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2.68” x 3” Mini Size Our Mascot and beloved Penelope the Corgi! Waterproof Sticker.

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Made from premium durable vinyl, these 3" stickers are 100% waterproof, dishwasher safe, and have a 5 year life expectancy with no fading. Features: -3" sticker with an easy to peel tab -Printed with rich vibrant colors that make the design really pop -100% Waterproof -Dishwasher safe -Weatherproof -Bubble free adhesive -5 year life expectancy -Responsibly printed in Canada on premium thick 3M…

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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This is the perfect ornament for the sarcastic friend in the group… the one who loves to have a great time! What more could you ask for in a friend than this?! + See-through ornament + The shape of this ornament is a circular disc (like a frisbee, NOT a round ball) + Approximately 3” diameter (80mm) / 1.75" depth + Hand blown glass + Silver metal decorative cap + Ribbon/cord to match image - please note: the colors occasionally change + Includes complimentary gift box!

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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