Caddis Muzzy | Custom Progressive Glasses

Never lost a science fair or a beauty contest. The Muzzy takes on some new angles where other angles feared to tread. It was time to dust off the protractor and get our obtuse, acute, and right-angle muscles back from the Cortizone shots received earlier this month. Muzzy is a bold sturdy frame that will sit on any face...wait...that didn't come out right.

by Caddis · Utah

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Never lost a science fair or a beauty contest. The Muzzy takes on some new angles where other angles feared to tread. It was time to dust off the protractor and get our obtuse, acute, and right-angle muscles back from the Cortizone shots received earlier this month. Muzzy is a bold sturdy frame that will sit on any face...wait...that didn't come out right.

by Caddis · Utah

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Never lost a science fair or a beauty contest. The Muzzy takes on some new angles where other angles feared to tread. It was time to dust off the protractor and get our obtuse, acute, and right-angle muscles back from the Cortizone shots received earlier this month. Muzzy is a bold sturdy frame that will sit on any face...wait...that didn't come out right.

by Caddis · Utah

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Never lost a science fair or a beauty contest. The Muzzy takes on some new angles where other angles feared to tread. It was time to dust off the protractor and get our obtuse, acute, and right-angle muscles back from the Cortizone shots received earlier this month. Muzzy is a bold sturdy frame that will sit on any face...wait...that didn't come out right.

by Caddis · Utah

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Never lost a science fair or a beauty contest. The Muzzy takes on some new angles where other angles feared to tread. It was time to dust off the protractor and get our obtuse, acute, and right-angle muscles back from the Cortizone shots received earlier this month. Muzzy is a bold sturdy frame that will sit on any face...wait...that didn't come out right.

by Caddis · Utah

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Never lost a science fair or a beauty contest. The Muzzy takes on some new angles where other angles feared to tread. It was time to dust off the protractor and get our obtuse, acute, and right-angle muscles back from the Cortizone shots received earlier this month. Muzzy is a bold sturdy frame that will sit on any face...wait...that didn't come out right.

by Caddis · Utah

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Never lost a science fair or a beauty contest. The Muzzy takes on some new angles where other angles feared to tread. It was time to dust off the protractor and get our obtuse, acute, and right-angle muscles back from the Cortizone shots received earlier this month. Muzzy is a bold sturdy frame that will sit on any face...wait...that didn't come out right.

by Caddis · Utah

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Never lost a science fair or a beauty contest. The Muzzy takes on some new angles where other angles feared to tread. It was time to dust off the protractor and get our obtuse, acute, and right-angle muscles back from the Cortizone shots received earlier this month. Muzzy is a bold sturdy frame that will sit on any face...wait...that didn't come out right.

by Caddis · Utah

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Never lost a science fair or a beauty contest. The Muzzy takes on some new angles where other angles feared to tread. It was time to dust off the protractor and get our obtuse, acute, and right-angle muscles back from the Cortizone shots received earlier this month. Muzzy is a bold sturdy frame that will sit on any face...wait...that didn't come out right.

by Caddis · Utah

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Never lost a science fair or a beauty contest. The Muzzy takes on some new angles where other angles feared to tread. It was time to dust off the protractor and get our obtuse, acute, and right-angle muscles back from the Cortizone shots received earlier this month. Muzzy is a bold sturdy frame that will sit on any face...wait...that didn't come out right.

by Caddis · Utah

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Never lost a science fair or a beauty contest. The Muzzy takes on some new angles where other angles feared to tread. It was time to dust off the protractor and get our obtuse, acute, and right-angle muscles back from the Cortizone shots received earlier this month. Muzzy is a bold sturdy frame that will sit on any face...wait...that didn't come out right.

by Caddis · Utah

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Never lost a science fair or a beauty contest. The Muzzy takes on some new angles where other angles feared to tread. It was time to dust off the protractor and get our obtuse, acute, and right-angle muscles back from the Cortizone shots received earlier this month. Muzzy is a bold sturdy frame that will sit on any face...wait...that didn't come out right.

by Caddis · Utah

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Own the room without signing the lease. Delta makes an entrance without making a scene. Bold in shape, easy in attitude, it brings presence without the pressure. Built for smaller to medium faces, it stands out without being swallowed whole. It’s a statement. Just not a loud one.

by Caddis · Utah

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Get your daily dose of V8. Sometimes a situation calls for Frank Zappa, or blue velvet, or a big-ass sundae. Sometimes you’ve gotta de-Kondo. Sometimes more is more. Shelby’s square, slightly oversized frames are just enough to make some noise without being a full-blown attention burglar.

by Caddis · Utah

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More drama than a classic ranchera. Inspired by memories of midcentury midnights in Mexico City, Chavela brings la alma y la pasión. It’s an oversized frame shaped by seduction, heartbreak, tequila, and songs that only sound better the later it gets. Bold, expressive, and never trying to be subtle, Chavela shows up exactly as it is.

by Caddis · Utah

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Track One from our greatest hits album. People with larger faces like the thickness and solid feel of Miklos. Customers with smaller faces like wearing a frame that stands out. Engraved over the left eye is “Port,” and over the right eye is “Starboard.” It’s a boat thing. Not a yacht thing.

by Caddis · Utah

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No flaws. Just features. With its subtle metal details and soft temple curves, Wabi Sabi complements smile lines, frayed edges, and mismatched socks. It isn’t anti-aesthetic, it just knows that real beauty lies in signs of life.

by Caddis · Utah

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Track One from our greatest hits album. People with larger faces like the thickness and solid feel of Miklos. Customers with smaller faces like wearing a frame that stands out. Engraved over the left eye is “Port,” and over the right eye is “Starboard.” It’s a boat thing. Not a yacht thing.

by Caddis · Utah

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Own the room without signing the lease. Delta makes an entrance without making a scene. Bold in shape, easy in attitude, it brings presence without the pressure. Built for smaller to medium faces, it stands out without being swallowed whole. It’s a statement. Just not a loud one.

by Caddis · Utah

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No flaws. Just features. With its subtle metal details and soft temple curves, Wabi Sabi complements smile lines, frayed edges, and mismatched socks. It isn’t anti-aesthetic, it just knows that real beauty lies in signs of life.

by Caddis · Utah

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These look good on everyone with a face. It's time to take it backstage. It's dark backstage. Please give a warm welcome to Porgy Backstage. See what you're eating in the green room as you hear the crowd behind the velvet curtains. Two dot detail with "Goofy" and "Regular" engraved on top of the frames.

by Caddis · Utah

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See the evidence-based data forest through the systematic trees. The Root Cause Analysis is a high-density acetate frame, which means it’s created from the good, expensive stuff. The time-tested aviator shape originates back to a date that the Internet is just not letting up that easily…but trust us when we say, “timeless.”

by Caddis · Utah

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Track One from our greatest hits album. People with larger faces like the thickness and solid feel of Miklos. Customers with smaller faces like wearing a frame that stands out. Engraved over the left eye is “Port,” and over the right eye is “Starboard.” It’s a boat thing. Not a yacht thing.

by Caddis · Utah

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Own the room without signing the lease. Delta makes an entrance without making a scene. Bold in shape, easy in attitude, it brings presence without the pressure. Built for smaller to medium faces, it stands out without being swallowed whole. It’s a statement. Just not a loud one.

by Caddis · Utah

🚚 Flat $8 shipping · Ships from Utah