Chez Gagné You're Too Old For Me Now Funny Birthday Card

Our "I'm Sorry I Called You Old" Card is a letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Paper: Bright White, tree-free 100% cotton paper. Ink: Black. Envelope: Red. Size: 4.25" x 5.5". Folded card, blank inside. Sealed in a cello sleeve.

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Our "Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. •Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper •Ink: Black •Envelope: Neon Orange •Size: 5.5" x 4.25" •Folded card, blank inside •Sealed in a cello…

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Our "Happy Birthday to the GOAT" Birthday card is a letterpress printed greeting to the Greatest of All Time Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper Text: Gold Foil Envelope: Silver Size: 4.25" 5x.5" Folded card, blank inside Sealed in a cello…

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Our "Am I Ruining Them?" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. The perfect card for a new mom/dad, second-time mom/dad or the newest grandparent. •Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper •Ink:Black •Envelope: Neon Blue •Size: 5.5" x 4.25" •Folded card, blank inside •Sealed in a cello…

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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"Some things just get better with age." Like wine, cheese, and that friendship that's aging really, really well. Letterpress, 100% post-consumer recycled paper, A2, blank inside, cello sleeve with envelope.

by Lauda · Tacoma, WA

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Not to make this about me, but... your birthday makes ME feel OLD! Card reads: "Your Birthday Makes Me Feel Old" Letterpress printed in bright neon ink Folded card measures A2 (4.25″ x 5.5″) Comes with a coordinating envelope. Hand printed in Columbus, OH, USA. Words and illustrations by Meghan Hopkins Sokorai.

by Lauda · Tacoma, WA

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Pair this card with some red wine and marmalade on brie cheese (trust us on this one) for your favorite francophile on their birthday! Letterpress printed by hand on 100% cotton paper (no trees!). Hand-mixed inks. Card measures 5.5 x 4.25 inches when folded, blank on the inside. Comes with an envelope packaged in a clear…

by Lauda · Tacoma, WA

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Our "children are savages" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Paper: Bright White, tree-free 100% cotton paper. Ink: Black. Envelope: Green. Size: 4.25" x 5.5". Folded card, blank inside. Sealed in a cello sleeve.

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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If you know what a casette tape is, you're old. Folding note card with Kraft envelope. Letterpress printed on 110lb. recycled white paper. Blank inside. Size: 4.25" x 5.50" (folded)

by Lauda · Tacoma, WA

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A fun and clever anti-ageist birthday greeting sure to bring a smile to the face of your loved one on their birthday. Outside: Love how you’re glowing older Inside: The inside is a BLANK canvas, ready for you to add your heartfelt message, making your card extra special for the recipient. Perfect for: him, her, grandparents, friend Here’s what you get: - Single-fold greeting card, featuring age-positive designs - Blank inside, ready for your personalized message - Boutique size (A2), 4.25 x 5.5-inch card, using heavy, linen-textured paper - Matching…

by Paper Luxe · Gig Harbor, WA

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Letterpress, 100% post-consumer recycled paper, A2, blank inside, cello sleeve with envelope. A warm and thoughtful birthday card for someone you truly care about. It's simple patterned flower vase design with a heartfelt message, making it a lovely choice for a close friend’s special day.

by Lauda · Tacoma, WA

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Our "Oh Shit Diaper" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. •Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper •Ink: Black •Envelope: Neon Green •Size: 5.5" x 4.25" •Folded card, blank inside •Sealed in a cello…

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Multi-purpose set for parting, smoothing, and styling with precision Precision styling for edges, baby hairs, and flyaways Lightweight, ergonomic handles for effortless control Tames frizz, defines edges, and enhances overall hair polish Perfect for sleek ponytails, buns, braids, and detailed updos Why You’ll Love This: Three essential tools in one set: pintail comb, edge brush, and teasing & smoothing comb Multi-purpose set for parting, smoothing, and styling with precision Gentle on delicate baby hairs and sensitive scalps Works on all hair textures By…

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Bold and Timeless, these handcrafted hoop earrings showcase cascading black beads with shimmering gold accents. Designed by an Indigenous Alaskan artist from the Qissunamiut Tribe. Handcrafted Jewelry from Fairbanks, Alaska Faith's Creations.

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Lake Hood Sticker Designed by Joel of Alaka Clothing Co. formerly Claim Jumper AK!

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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This sticker was hand designed by local artist Hailey Morgan

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Cruelty Free, Hand Made Mink Lashes Assorted Sizes 16-30mm Designed in Alaska by 4U2NV Lips & Lashes!!

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Lightweight material with waffle knit texture reverse stitch top with round neckline, long sleeves and slouchy fit with straight raw-cut hemline. By La…

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Not Dishwasher safe. Though the print is able to withstand a dishwasher on the top rack, hand wash your cup to ensure a long-lasting quality print. * Not Microwave safe. This tall travel cup is made of stainless steel. Do NOT put it in the microwave. * This tall travel cup holds 20 oz of liquid * Metal Straw and plastic lid…

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Hand Made in AK by Cold Moon Collective! Water Proof. 2”x2”

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5". Printed onto bright white colored 110 lb. Card stock. Paired with complimentary deep v euro flap envelope. Sent in protective clear sleeve.

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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The Jumbo Claw Clips are a great way to elevate your everyday essentials! This eco-friendly claw clip is extra-large and made from recycled materials, making it good for thick hair and great for the environment. Add it to your hair accessory collection for those days you don’t feel like dealing with your hair but still want to look great. This hair clip is made from recycled materials By…

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Set of 8 Aromatherapy Shower Steamers Made with Essential Oils Scent: Blackberry Vanilla Made in California No Phthalates, No Parabens, No Sulfates

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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Designed in Palmer, Alaska!

by Bottoms Up Boutique · Anchorage, AK

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