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Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the…

by Tahoe Mountain Sports · Truckee, CA

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Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also no stranger to having trouble finding things that fit.

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Imagine our chagrin when we showed up to Sasquatch's gold-digging party totally dolled and gussied, thinking we were going hunting for rich benefactors, only…

by Outdoor Gear Exchange · Burlington, VT

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A bigger head doesn't mean that you're smarter, it just means you have a bigger head...It also means that you can't get on my level with these new perfectly…

by Outdoor Gear Exchange · Burlington, VT

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Drinks Seawater, Sees Future. Please take those visions with a grain of salt. (No pun intended.) Electrolyte imbalances are fun?! OK, maybe not. But these…

by Outdoor Gear Exchange · Burlington, VT

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Imagine our chagrin when we showed up to Sasquatch's gold-digging party totally dolled and gussied, thinking we were going hunting for rich benefactors, only to find out he meant literally digging for gold. (Now that we think about it, it did seem kind of odd that he told us to meet him by the stream in the woods. UGH!!! There isn't even bottle service out here!!!) At least these light orange BFG Gold Digging With Sasquatch frames fit our cryptid friend's large noggin. And they'll fit yours too. Au snap.

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by Appalachian Outdoors · State College, PA

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If you're coming with us to the octopus party, you need to know a few things. One, don't make any jokes about sushi. It's cringe. Two, don't ask if you can…

by Tahoe Mountain Sports · Truckee, CA

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A bigger head doesn't mean that you're smarter, it just means you have a bigger head...It also means that you can't get on my level with these new perfectly…

by Outdoor Gear Exchange · Burlington, VT

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What the what?! Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told…

by Outdoor Gear Exchange · Burlington, VT

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Looking for sunnies that won't slip OR bounce while you breakdance for your life on the dance floor?! (But they also need to fit your whale-sized noggin?) The…

by Tahoe Mountain Sports · Truckee, CA

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They float now?! They float now. Goodr's Tidal G Sunglasses will never ghost you while kayaking, paddleboarding, boating, jet skiing, or lounging on a floatie.

by Appalachian Outdoors · State College, PA

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Designed to be worn over a long-sleeved TT suit, the Elite cycling gloves allow airflow to move smoothly from the hand to the arms for aerodynamic performance.

by Outdoor Gear Exchange · Burlington, VT

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With light cushioning on the entire bottom of the foot, Smartwool's Kids' Hike Light Cushion Striped Crew Socks are created to help kids love the hike. They…

by Outdoor Gear Exchange · Burlington, VT

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The Lamson Liquid 2 Reel is a dependable freshwater fly reel built for smooth, consistent performance. This model pairs perfectly with the included Scientific…

by Outdoor Gear Exchange · Burlington, VT

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With full, plush cushioning, the Classic Mountaineer Maximum Cushion Crew sock is just right for your long-distance and backpacking hikes. Its elasticized…

by Outdoor Gear Exchange · Burlington, VT

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Low-profile, lightweight and stylish enough to take you from the trailhead to your favorite watering hole and everywhere in between. Designed for maximum…

by Outdoor Gear Exchange · Burlington, VT

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Part of being an excellent dog parent is preparing for all kinds of situations before you head out the door with your pup. The Stash 'n Dash harness is a…

by Outdoor Gear Exchange · Burlington, VT

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The Retna 28 holds all your gear for work and play. The simple, sleek design is easy on the eyes, with fashion forward features and functional details…

by Outdoor Gear Exchange · Burlington, VT

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Groomer or kicker. Bright sun or flat light. You need to see the terrain to make the most of it. Designed with smaller faces in mind, the Smith Squad S…

by Outdoor Gear Exchange · Burlington, VT

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Replacement Alloy HG Freehub Body, with Anti-Bite technology, for all HEX Rear Hubs. Compatible with: - All HEX J-Type, Straightpull, and Gravel rear wheels…

by Outdoor Gear Exchange · Burlington, VT

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When staying active is the priority, you need swimwear that can keep up. The TYR Women's Hexa Square Neck Controlfit Swimsuit is a perfect combination of…

by Outdoor Gear Exchange · Burlington, VT

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The Scarpa Phantom Tech HD is a technical boot for cold-weather mountaineering and ice climbing. Extremely lightweight, low profile, snug, and comfortable…

by Outdoor Gear Exchange · Burlington, VT

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This updated version of North Face's classic boot, the waterproof Women's Shellista IV Shorty WP features durable materials plus an inner bootie that can be…

by Outdoor Gear Exchange · Burlington, VT

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