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Tidy the F*ck Up is a funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, where you’ll be handed the most useful tools for keeping your crap clean and organized without all the pressure. Tidy the F*ck Up is a hilarious, no-nonsense guide to decluttering your life—perfect for fans of Marie Kondo who’d rather drop F-bombs than fold their socks into tiny squares. This parody of The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up delivers real, practical organization tips with a heavy dose of humor, sarcasm, and swearing.

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Fuck This ShitShow Journal Fuck This ShitShow Journal This updated edition of the Fuck This ShitShow Journal is packed with extra snarky prompts, mantras, and activities designed for tired-ass women ready to say “enough” and flip the world the middle finger. Perfect for those who find mindfulness exhausting, it offers brutally honest gratitude exercises like “Bitch Session” and “Asshole of the Day” to vent, laugh, and reclaim your peace with a playful edge. If you’re stressed, fed up, and craving a journal that gets you, this is your new go-to companion.

by The Silo Boutique · Grand Forks, ND

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Warmest Regards Quote Pen Set Warmest Regards Quote Pen Set These gift-ready sets come in three themes with funny, relatable quotes on each pen. Customers can choose from Worth The Hype (encouraging, positive quotes), Work Life Imbalance (snarky office quotes) and The Audacity (everyday angst). Perfect for birthdays, professional gifts, campus life and self-purchase!

by The Silo Boutique · Grand Forks, ND

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Crae Carole Washcloth Crae Carole Washcloth Meet your new kitchen sidekick! This washcloth brings style to your sink while tackling spills with serious absorbency. Crafted from premium waffle weave microfiber, it soaks up messes faster than you can say "oops." At 12x12 inches with matching patterns on both sides, you get double the functionality and double the charm. Machine washable with low heat and made with eco-conscious materials, this little frill is as kind to the planet as it is to your countertops.

by The Silo Boutique · Grand Forks, ND

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Paradise Bath Salt Is it time to trade daily stress for a moment of pure bliss? Your personal spa retreat is waiting in this Paradise Fruits Bath Salts. From the moment you untwist the cap, your senses are swept away by an irresistible blend of fruity fragrances that evoke the warmth of a perfect summer day. 6 scents to choose from! All gift items are Final Sale items. Shipping - If you’re local, you can stop in and shop at our Warren, Minnesota, Grafton, ND, and Grand Forks, North Dakota! All online orders typically ship within 1 - 2 business days after you place your order.

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Jesus Saw Sticker Jesus Saw Sticker Spice up your life with our stickers! Perfect for all ages (if appropriate), add it to your water bottle, note pad, or even your car for some extra flair. Don't miss out on this fun addition to your everyday items! All stickers final sale items. Shipping - If you’re local, you can stop in and shop at our Warren, Minnesota, Grafton, ND, and Grand Forks, North Dakota! All online orders typically ship within 1 - 2 business days after you place your order. Free shipping for qualified purchases. Returns- See our Return Policy here.

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Here Kitty Kitty Hand Towel Here Kitty Kitty Hand Towel Pounce on style with this adorable tiger-themed hand towel! Featuring fierce felines in a playful design, this towel brings wild personality to your space. The double-sided pattern showcases those charming tigers from every angle. Made from premium high-absorbent waffle weave microfiber, it's remarkably soft while being tough on spills. At 17" x 27", it's the ideal size for any room in your home. Built to withstand countless washes without losing its charm, this eco-conscious towel is both durable and sustainable.

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Indestructibles: Hello, Farm! Book Indestructibles: Hello, Farm! Book Say hello to farm animals in a book that’s indestructible! Who munches the grass? Hungry cows! Who rolls in the mud? Playful pigs! Who greets the day? Crowing roosters! Indestructibles is the trusted series for easing little ones into story time. Beloved by babies and their parents, Indestructibles are built for the way babies “read” (i.e., with their hands and mouths) and are: • Rip Proof—made of ultra-durable tight-woven material • Waterproof—can be chewed on, drooled on, and washed!

by The Silo Boutique · Grand Forks, ND

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Crae Vintage Highway Hand Towel Crae Vintage Highway Hand Towel This high-absorbent waffle weave microfiber towel features charming double-sided design, so whichever way you grab it, you're ready for spills and splashes. Measuring 17 x 27 inches, it's the perfect size for kitchen duty or bathroom basics. Made with environmentally friendly materials, it's a guilt-free way to add fun and style to your home. Machine wash and dry on low heat with other microfiber products for lasting softness and performance. All gift items are final sale items.

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Bubblelick Birthday Cake Bubbles Bubblelick Birthday Cake Bubbles Celebrate every day with Bubblelick Birthday Cake Flavored Bubbles You Can Lick. These edible bubbles let kids have double the fun by chasing and popping bubbles while tasting the sweet, festive birthday cake flavor. Perfect for playtime at home, in the backyard, or at parties, Bubblelick combines active movement, sensory play, and a delicious treat. Kids can safely enjoy the bubbles while exploring flavors and textures, making every bubble-filled moment memorable.

by The Silo Boutique · Grand Forks, ND

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Old Fashioned Cocktail Mixer Old Fashioned Cocktail Mixer This carefully balanced mixer combines orange, caramelized sugars, and a bitters spice recipe. The result is a dark, ponderous syrup. Just mix with bourbon or your favorite whiskey for a delicious old fashioned. Or add a couple of cherries for a broodingly sweet manhattan. That said we love this mixer in iced tea, seltzer, or black tea…or enjoy over ice cream for what we’re calling an “old fashioned cow”. You won’t regret stocking this mixer. Your customers will thank you. Offered in glass bottles with metal caps.

by The Silo Boutique · Grand Forks, ND

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Teleties Detangler Brush for Medium Hair Teleties Detangler Brush for Medium Hair Say goodbye to brush battles! This tortoise detangler glides through medium hair with zero drama, tackling knots and tangles without the tug-of-war. Gentle on delicate strands, it makes styling a breeze instead of a headache. Whether you're dealing with post-shower tangles or mid-day touch-ups, this brush handles it all with ease. Smooth, pain-free hair days just got a whole lot easier. All Beauty items are Final Sale items.

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Lemon Lavender Shower Bombs Lemon Lavender Shower Bombs Transform your shower into a mini spa with Lemon Lavender Shower Bombs. Each jar holds three individually wrapped steamers in delightful scent combos like jasmine & vanilla, lavender & chamomile, and lemongrass & citrus. Just place one on a shower ledge, let the water splash, and breathe in the relaxing blend of two essential oils. Natural ingredients deliver easy aromatherapy that helps you reset and unwind, even when you're short on time. Ready, set, steam! All bath items items are final sale items.

by The Silo Boutique · Grand Forks, ND

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Stonewall Hot Pepper Raspberry Jelly Stonewall Hot Pepper Raspberry Jelly Looking for a great new secret ingredient? This unique, savory jam delivers tasty layers of robust, smoky flavor from three kinds of peppers, spices and bits of real bacon. It adds a nice kick of heat to appetizers, pizza, sauces or mashed potatoes. Try it! You won’t be disappointed. Details Final Sale item Shipping - If you’re local, you can stop in and shop at our Warren, Minnesota, Grafton, ND, and Grand Forks, North Dakota ! All online orders typically ship within 1 - 2 business days after you place your order.

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