Bad Betty Greeting Co. Jumper Cables Insult – Funny Friendship Card

A dark humor friendship card with a bright, nostalgic rainbow aesthetic that makes it even funnier. Featuring the phrase, “Friendsies till the endsies,” this colorful, unhinged card pairs ultra-cute vibes with end-of-the-world energy—perfect for best friends who would absolutely stick together through total chaos. Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve 🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA.

by Paper Luxe · Gig Harbor, WA

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Celebrate another year of life with a dose of humor! Our “Happy Birthday, you can cross 'dying young' off your list of things to be worried about” card is the perfect blend of wit and warmth. Designed for the friend who enjoys a cheeky laugh, this card acknowledges their special day while reminding them that they’ve made it through another year. Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve 🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA.

by Paper Luxe · Gig Harbor, WA

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Looking for a hilariously inappropriate way to express your feelings? Our Baby Kick greeting card delivers laugh-out-loud humor with an edge. Perfect for friends with a twisted sense of humor or that special someone who appreciates offensive comedy. Each card features premium quality materials and envelope included. Send a message they'll never forget!

by Exploding Kittens · Los Angeles, CA

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Unleash laughter with our hilariously inappropriate BunnyRaptor friendship card! Perfect for that special friend who appreciates edgy humor, this card delivers an unforgettable message that will have them ugly-laughing instantly. Crafted with premium materials and featuring outrageous artwork, it's the ultimate way to celebrate your unfiltered friendship bond.

by Exploding Kittens · Los Angeles, CA

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A thank you card for the one person keeping it together while surrounded by chaos. Featuring the phrase, “You are a saint amongst savages. Thank you,” this vintage-inspired card is perfect for coworkers, teachers, or friends who deserve a little recognition for putting up with everything. Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve 🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA.

by Paper Luxe · Gig Harbor, WA

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Unleash laughter with our NSFW Friendship Cards that make your best buds ugly laugh! This 4-pack bundle delivers adult humor that strengthens bonds through shared giggles. Each card features outrageous designs perfect for celebrating friendships without filters. Send meaningful messages wrapped in humor your friends will treasure.

by Exploding Kittens · Los Angeles, CA

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Unleash your twisted sense of humor with these hilariously inappropriate greeting cards. Each card delivers shocking laughs that conventional cards never could. Perfect for friends with dark humor, these eight uniquely designed cards make unforgettable gifts for special occasions. Express your affection through delightfully horrible humor!

by Exploding Kittens · Los Angeles, CA

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Ready to shock and delight? These four hilariously inappropriate greeting cards deliver laughs that regular cards never could. Perfect for friends with twisted humor or that special someone who appreciates edgy jokes. Each card features outrageous artwork and messages that will make recipients howl with laughter. Send love the NSFW way!

by Exploding Kittens · Los Angeles, CA

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Unleash laughter with our outrageous NSFW Birthday Cards! This 4-pack collection delivers adult humor that traditional cards can't match. Each card features unique artwork and witty messages guaranteed to make the birthday person howl with laughter. Skip the boring cards and give the gift of genuine belly laughs this year.

by Exploding Kittens · Los Angeles, CA

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Looking for a laugh-out-loud way to celebrate a birthday? This chipmunk card delivers outrageous humor that traditional cards can't match. Featuring irreverent artwork and cheeky messaging inside, it's perfect for friends with a bold sense of humor. Skip the boring cards and make someone's special day memorable with this hilariously inappropriate greeting.

by Exploding Kittens · Los Angeles, CA

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Send your favorite someone a thoughtful message with one of our birthday greeting cards. A blank interior lets your handwritten note take center stage.

by Rifle Paper Co · Winter Park, FL

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Ditch boring birthday wishes! These 8 outrageous NSFW birthday cards deliver laugh-out-loud moments with edgy humor that conventional cards can't match. Each card features unique artwork and witty messages designed to make birthdays memorable. Perfect for friends with bold humor who deserve something beyond ordinary congratulations.

by Exploding Kittens · Los Angeles, CA

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When life gives you lemons, make your bag fabulous! Attach this zesty charm for a bright, playful pop — perfect for gifting or personal flair.

by Paper Luxe · Gig Harbor, WA

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Congratulate your scholar with this beautiful card! Each E. Frances card begins as an original watercolor painting, is then printed in brilliant color on luxe, heavyweight paper and is finally kissed with gold foil. 4.25 x 5.5 inches, folded Blank interior Soft gray envelope Metallic gold foil Made in the…

by Paper Luxe · Gig Harbor, WA

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Laugh your way through life’s disasters as you get to know the world of Dumpster Fire in this humorous and snarky official coloring book featuring 38 illustrations printed on high-quality, bleed-resistant perforated pages. Feel like your life is a waking nightmare? You’re in luck, ‘cause Dumpster Fire is here to cheer you up! Cute, chaotic, and endlessly relatable, Dumpster Fire is the mascot that keeps you going when everything has gone from bad to worse.

by Paper Luxe · Gig Harbor, WA

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Delight in the art of watercolor with a pad of watercolor paper. Cold press paper has a slight texture and is beautiful to paint on with watercolors. Details: 12 sheets of 110lb watercolor paper, tear off at top Decorative cover and sturdy chipboard backer Available in 5x7 or…

by Paper Luxe · Gig Harbor, WA

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Everything you need to start painting, gathered in one compact tin. This set was designed to pair beautifully with the Emily Lex Studio watercolor workbooks and paintable notecards. The 18 colors are beautiful straight from the palette, but also work wonderfully to mix your own colors. The fold-open tin holds your paints, mixing trays, and a petite size 6 round brush. Lightweight and travel-ready, it tucks easily into a bag so you can paint wherever the mood strikes.

by Paper Luxe · Gig Harbor, WA

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A mischievous white cat peeks out from a CatSport backpack. 90s kids will be transported back to grade school with this nostalgic JanSport tribute. This 3" cat sticker has clear edges so it pops on colorful backgrounds, making it purrfect for adorning water bottles, laptops, and more. - Dishwasher safe - Coordinates with the Packed With Fun risograph…

by Paper Luxe · Gig Harbor, WA

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The perfect brushes for your watercolor painting. A variety of sizes will allow for all your painting needs. Sizes 8, 6, and 4 are excellent for the bulk of your paintings, and size 2 and 0 are great for those tiniest of marks. Be sure to rinse thoroughly and let dry flat to keep a nice point on the bristles. Details: Set of all five brushes Golden synthetic Taklon bristles Seamless aluminum ferrule and lacquered wood…

by Paper Luxe · Gig Harbor, WA

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This mini card features a playful design that’s easy to work into celebration-themed displays. Its lighthearted look and joyful energy make it an appealing choice for birthday bundles, kids’ party favors, or animal-lover collections. Enclosure Mini Note, 2.6" x 3.8" L Blank on back Printed in full color on FSC® certified white cover paper Paired with a colored mini envelope (color may vary)

by Paper Luxe · Gig Harbor, WA

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When you’re short of ideas for your next watercolor painting, Pocket Prompts Watercolor has 55+ lessons, exercises, and inspirational ideas to get your artistic practice going. Pocket Prompts Watercolor is a versatile, easy-to-carry resource for watercolorists who want to stay creatively inspired and motivated no matter where they are. This mini guide is packed with techniques, tips, and creative prompts that offer a fresh approach to watercolor painting.

by Paper Luxe · Gig Harbor, WA

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Cavallini's signature product since 1989 Featuring images from the Cavallini archives Printed on Cavallini's signature paper stock 6.5" x 6.5" (15 cm x 15 cm)

by Paper Luxe · Gig Harbor, WA

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The finest British-made fountain pen ink suitable for fountain and calligraphy pens. All the glitz, glamour and showmanship of opening night on Broadway captured in one breathtaking ink. A deep, luxurious purple shimmers with golden highlights reminiscent of spotlights on stage. Let your words shine! Most pens offer ink cartridges in a limited selection of colors. Tom's Studio wanted to change that by bringing you this range of beautifully rich and distinctive inks – with no need to dispose of or replace an empty cartridge.

by Paper Luxe · Gig Harbor, WA

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Perfect for the ultimate cheese pairing, as a cocktail garnish, or as a standalone side dish. Our Pickled Asparagus are made with fresh tender spears, hand-packed in small batches and infused with pickling spices and vinegar.

by Paper Luxe · Gig Harbor, WA

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